Paradize

Believe it or not, tattooing was illegal in Lithuania until 2002. Not any more, and now there's nothing to stop you from bringing back a truly tacky souvenir to terrify your Mum. Paradize proudly recounts that they were instrumental in overturning the tattooing laws in this country, and they're sure to do a gallant job of decorating your bottom. This paradise for tattoo aficionados offers an impressive 30,000 motifs to choose from. Ah... the agony of choice. And don't worry, Paradize confidently assures you that there will be absolutely no agony during the tattooing process itself. Of course we believe them. (Piercings also an option).

I am living in Vilnius studying for the next year. I went into the shop looking for a price on a tattoo. The shop owner wouldn't help me because I didn't speak Lithuanian or Russian. I speak French, German, and English. I did understand him enough to know that he was saying if I lived in Lithuania I should know the language. That's a great idea, but it takes more than two months. He just shrugged his shoulders and didn't want to try. That's okay, I will gladly give someone else my money. Not friendly or helpful.

wow, that's a hell of a tattoo on thaat girl